Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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