i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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