why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I think your dad took our porno
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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