This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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