I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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