well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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