Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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