yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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