you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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