Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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