did you get engaged???
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I could have mohawked her pubes.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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