my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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