He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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