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if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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