why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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