new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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