Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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