I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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