Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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