found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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