their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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