Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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