Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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