i permit you to call me
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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