question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I had to cum in my sink.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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