People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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