When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
What did we do last night that was yellow?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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