And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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