Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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