apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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