Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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