i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Randomize