All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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