He is such a slut. More and more my type.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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