R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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