We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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