Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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