wake up i wanna do it froggy style
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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