you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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