ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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