lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Can vaginas get frostbite?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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