i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
