Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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