Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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