Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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