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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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