i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Randomize
