If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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