I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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