dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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