The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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