I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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