what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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