thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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