i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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