So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
