i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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