look no pants
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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