jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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