when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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