Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
and i looked up. we had an audience...
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
